awfullyy:

I lost count how many times in a day where I say “I want to sleep”

(Source: slumberrland)

guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

(Source: guy)

  • KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
  • MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

HQ’s - Louis Tomlinson - McStay’s Maestros V Rio Ferdinand All Stars play at Celtic Park, Glasgow. 07/9/14

HQ’s - Louis Tomlinson - McStay’s Maestros V Rio Ferdinand All Stars play at Celtic Park, Glasgow. 07/9/14

wawapapi69:

Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

“Introverts don’t get lonely if they don’t socialize with a lot of people, but we do get lonely if we don’t have intimate interactions on a regular basis.”
I have never related to a quote more in my life than I do this one right here, right now.  (via reificationofnotion)

(Source: kbfoto)

(Source: daeneryus)

alcohell:

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i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that